[Spoof] How to Plan a Murder and get Away with it!

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Plan a Murder

Murder. Well, we’ve all have that thought when we’ve wanted to kill a particular person because of what they did. Sometimes, it’s not just because they’re getting on our nerves, it’s so much more. At times, we get so annoyed that our mind begins planning a murder on it’s own. Well, in this post, this is exactly what we’ll teach you: Killing someone with something as small as a Lego.

Before we go any further, let’s just state the obvious: This post is just for fun and you wouldn’t learn a thing about killing anyone. Keep the lawsuits away.

Without any further ado, let’s jump right into it:

🔪Killing Someone by Befriending them: Make your target your best  friend. Eat out with your friend a lot at cheap and unhealthy restaurants so that the person eats the fried food and suffers from Blood Pressure.

🔪The easiest option: Watch your victim die of old age.

🔪The obvious option: Put a sign on your victim’s back that says “Murder Me” and that will do the work for you.

🔪Time Travel: Travel back to time and become your victim and kill yourself.

🔪Leave a Lego Block on the floor: When your victim steps on it, they’ll die from the pain. Also, Lego’s are too small for imprints.

🔪Plant a couple of trees near the victims house and rain dance in that area for days until there is a thunderstorm in that area.

🔪Never Let them have an energy drink, whenever they do, snatch it from their hands.

🔪Going the Wild Way: Train a tiger cub to attack the victim every day till the tiger cub turns into a full-sized tiger. Then finally, release him onto the victim.

🔪Kill someone with a banana: Eat a banana and casually throw the peel on the floor so that the victim slips and dies.

🔪Take them on a road trip to the tallest mountain and ask them to look forward and push them off. When you come home, tell everyone that they committed suicide.

🔪Kill two people and since you can’t be charged twice, You’ll have to face prison for just one. Way to go!

Now that you’ve reached the end of the list, you’re officially an expert in killing people. If you liked this post, subscribe to our website!


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