I’m not the protagonist of this story but this story struck me and I find it pretty epic. I think this story is 100% real although, I’m not sure of the location of this story or if the names are true. But I know one thing for sure, Ray is never going to drink milk again. And you’ll be extra careful too once you read it.
So, here we go:
“This goes way back, all the way to my senior year of high school. It was lunch period. So, We convinced a kid by the name of Ray to place a bet with us that he couldn’t drink one gallon of milk during that lunch period. He accepted the challenge and we lined up almost 32 milk cartons in front of him for him to finish. He started drinking from the cartons and when he was more than halfway through, he ran up to the garbage disposal and puked all he could. We thought that since we never said he couldn’t throw up to win the bet, it still counts if he finishes. This meant we had to pay him 5 bucks plus the cost of the milk.
He got back to the table and finished the remaining carton. He swallowed down the last carton of milk and as soon as he did, the Bell rang and we had to exit the cafeteria. We couldn’t stand there any longer as we would get late for class. We gave him his winning amount which he accepted with a beaming smile on his face.
Our school was a very small school which consisted of several small, enclosed areas. One of which was the area of the cafeteria or the lunch room.
The cafeteria area where we had lunch was in the basement and you had to climb up two long flights of stairs just to get to the high school class room area. That meant there were more or less 250 kids (sometimes more), big and small, trying to fit themselves and go up from the same set of small stairs. This included Ray too. He squeezed himself past people and He reached almost halfway up the first flight of stairs when his butt gave up on him. Since he’d had only milk and whatever else there was in his stomach, the milk had started to find its way out from the other way. (Aka milky poop) Everything came out uncontrollably and ran down on the inside of his jeans. Everything started pouring out the bottom of his pant leg. This was one of the filthiest things I’d ever seen. The best part was to see the girls freak out when they realized they were walking in human milk-poop was absolutely amazing.
Ray panicked a lot and resorted to running up the stairs. This only only made the situation worse for him. His bodily fluids were still leaving his body and flowing around everywhere.
Since our school was a small enough, it didn’t take too long to “spread” (excuse the pun) the news. In less than 15 minutes, every single person in the school, every student and teacher and janitor were laughing about the incident. It only made things funnier when he decided to change his clothes to his gym clothes (thankfully). Everyone chuckled at his sight when they saw him walking around in his gym clothes.